On the radio program on WKNO-FM, Whad’ya Know, the host often reads his favorite memos of the week.  We were looking around on the Shelby County Government website, and we found this one which could qualify for the program:

Update (posted on Nov. 27, 2013):

Here is the updated staff report that was sent this morning to members of the Land Use Control Board.  The individual amendments to the UDC are ordered numerically as they appear in the Code.  This differs from the previous memorandum above in the following ways:

Item 1(a) in the Nov. 20, 2013, memo is Item 1(b) in the Nov. 27 staff report.
Item 1(b) in the memo is Item 1(d) in the staff report.
Item 1(c) in the memo is Item 2(b) in the staff report.
Item 2 in the memo is Item 4 in the staff report.
Item 3 in the memo is Item 5 in the staff report.
Item 4 in the memo is Item 6 in the staff report.
Item 5 in the memo is Item 8 in the staff report.
Item 6 in the memo is Item 9(a) in the staff report.
Item 7 in the memo is Item 9(b) in the staff report.
Item 8 in the memo is Item 11 in the staff report.
Item 9 in the memo is Item 12 in the staff report.
Item 10 in the memo is Item 13 in the staff report.
Item 11 in the memo is Item 14 in the staff report.
Item 12 in the memo is Items 15(b) and 15(c) in the staff report.
Item 13 in the memo is Item 17 in the staff report.
Items 14 and 15 in the memo are not included in the staff report.
Item 16 in the memo is Item 2(a) in the staff report.
Item 17 in the memo is Item 3 in the staff report.
Item 18 in the memo is Item 10 in the staff report.
Item 19 in the memo is Item 18 in the staff report.
Item 20 in the memo is Item 19 in the staff report.
Item 21 in the memo is Item 1(a) in the staff report.
Item 22 in the memo is Item 1(c) in the staff report.
Item 23 in the memo is Item 16 in the staff report.
Item 24 in the memo is Item 7 in the staff report.
Item 25 in the memo is Item 1(c) in the staff report.
Item 26 in the memo is Item 15(a) in the staff report.