From Salon:
Have you ever wondered why Aunt Jemima offers two instant-pancake mixes: one that requires you to add milk, eggs and oil, and another that requires you to just add water? It’s because Aunt Jemima knows that some of its customers are weirded out by just-add-water food, so it gives those people the option of cracking an egg so they’ll feel like they’re cooking.
In some people’s minds, a pancake just isn’t a pancake unless it has milk, eggs and oil. Just as, in some people’s minds, a city can’t be “cool” unless it contains particular ingredients. That’s the thinking behind the new list of America’s Coolest Cities on Forbes.com. The top spot, with a “who-woulda-thunk it?” flourish, goes to Houston, Texas.
The pick of Houston is presented as counterintuitive — “The Bayou City may not be the first place you associate with being hip or trendy.” True! — but in fact, the criteria used to select it are as conventional as could be. The list works on the presumption that there’s broad consensus on the things that a cool city needs to have: young people, “stylish housing developments,” galleries, green space, outdoor activities and “the likelihood of meeting another person of a different race or ethnicity” (which happens to Forbes readers all the time!). The idea that a cool city would not have these things is assumed to be absurd.
That this list is equally absurd is obvious. But though lists like this perpetuate the peculiar notion that a city needs to boast a particular set of specs to be cool, they didn’t invent it. Check-the-boxes urban cool is so prevalent an idea today that hardly anyone thinks about it anymore: Youth plus lofts plus galleries equals cool. But filing places under “cool” or “not cool” misses a lot of the nuance that makes cities work. Providence recently decided not to create a cool new waterfront esplanade because it would have taken valuable space away from a vital shipping port. The tangle of uncool freeways that run through Indianapolis serve its lucrative trucking industry. You’d be hard-pressed to find a large stock of “stylish housing developments” in St. Louis, or, if you’re white, meet another person of a different race or ethnicity in Portland, Maine.
Are these cities less cool for having these attributes? According to the Forbes definition, yes. But according to the cooler definition of cool, no — they are thoroughly, precisely themselves.
There’s a good story on the Atlantic’s website today that talks about how Las Vegas, with its outsize housing crisis and undiversified economy, is like a more extreme version of America in general. Several remedies for the city’s woes are suggested, but the one that jumps out comes from Tony Hsieh, a “passionate urbanist” and the CEO of Zappos, the Vegas-based Internet footwear company. Hsieh wants to make downtown Las Vegas “the most community-driven and learning-focused place in America.” To that end, he’s put $350 million in seed money toward tech start-ups and “community-minded small businesses.” And he’s rented out “50 units of a downtown condo tower and turned it into a freewheeling tech and culture salon, like a college dorm for a Vegas TED conference.”
Tech start-ups! Community-driven! Freewheeling culture salon! Cool! At least by the standards laid out by Forbes and reflected in so much of today’s urbanism discourse. But have you ever been to downtown Las Vegas? It’s a chintzy, overblown strip of crazily dated casino-hotels. There’s nothing “learning-focused” about it. There are no outdoor activities (besides walking while drinking) or stylish housing developments. But there are mob-era steakhouses, fabulous people-watching, and the city’s first casino (the Golden Gate, preserved in amber). Is the urban version of a TED conference cooler than this? Maybe to some, but declaring so as fact misses the weird friction that truly defines urban cool. Whatever that is.
Qoute of the day: “the likelihood of meeting another person of a different race or ethnicity” (which happens to Forbes readers all the time!).
Memphis’ idea of “diversity” is blacks on one hand, and whites on the other !
that sentiment reflects how narrow the residents truly are …that’s not diversity, that’s bifurcation and polarization in real terms
Memphis should not be proud – if that is the case, i.e. bifurcation, Memphis has been a national leader in “diversification” since the Slave Era and cotton trading -
Memphis can’t “spell” true diversity..is it “more diverse” than Portalnd Maine ? well yes indeed, but so what ?? having a “diverse community” doesn’t mean it is also an “enlightened” one, and the converse is also true
I’ve lived in Houston, and in the Memphis area, and Houston, although a very hassled, mobile community, it’s a dynamic, vibrant, and yes “cool” MSA all things considered – and Memphis is NO WHERE in the same league, and will NEVER be in the next 25 to 30 years more than likely
Memphis can’t shine the shoes of the Houston MSA – get over it people…Memphis is an overgrown hick, cotton-trading town whose culture essentially mimicks that of Mississippi – and that’s NOT a good thing ! Whose “culture” does HOUSTON mimick ?? hmmmmm let me think on that one a while……hmmmmm maybe, it has created its own ?? or maybe it “borrowed” from other great cities, or countries ??
Go to Houston and live and/or visit for yourselves – I assure you that they don’t give Memphis, TN a second glance ! No need to – Memphis is not a great competitive city in the first place – it’s “bush league” – Houston TEXAS is MAJOR LEAGUE
Houston is very “cool” in several respects no doubt. Of course there are all kinds of idiots in the world – some people think Jackson MS is “cool”, or Birmingham, AL is “cool” as well
If you don’t know any better, you don’t know any better ! and LOTS of people in Memphis, simply don’t know any better, and most people in Memphis have nevcer lived ANYWHERE else, and most aren’t well-traveled either – unless you count getting into a stupid hot car ever damn SUMMER and DRIVING to the SAME OLD stupid mecca each and every summer (instead of pointing your vehicle in a different direction, say one year out of three…lol….the destination would be of course , Destin FL…nice place a bit, but come’on ! there are much different and nicer places even in FL and even SC than friggen Destin/Ft Walton ) ……but that says it all